A Dolphin Hydroplaning

published on March 6, 2007 » filed under Misc, Photos

More photos of Bottlenosed Dolphins Hydroplaning

From the BBC’s “Planet Earth” Series… which is non-stop astounding- but this Hydroplaning technique used by Bottlenosed Dolphins is just jaw-dropping. The “Shallow Seas” eppisode in which this segment was a part of is really worth getting a hold of (start your bittorrent engines now).

I was thinking last night – I would pay to watch this on a big screen (if we had a TV I’d be paying to see it on a smaller one, gawd bless the Beeb) wouldn’t it be great if we could convince our local cinema to give a screening of Planet Earth (in HD of course)- or Blue Planet. I’m sure it has been done. Really great stuff.

[my dad has always had a great fear of hydroplaning cars... i've seen it happen- its well worth understanding, you drivers out there be warned, look out for dolphins too]

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Newsbanger

published on February 26, 2007 » filed under Misc

On The Hour

Good ‘effin choice. Although I just listened to a 10 minute praise of Rory Bremner on Radio 4 which included a dismissal of Morris’ work as “a good wind-up”, ‘nothing like Rory Bremner’.

This “Radio Ha Ha” programme should be good fun, always good to hear Iannucci on the radio, talking of which: The Armando Iannucci Shows, via FistofFun.net (pretty good Lee & Hering depository). Only heard episode one- its got more constructive satirical bite than Rory Bremner’s entire over-hyped career.

Music Industry to Blame

published on February 6, 2007 » filed under Misc

Steve Jobs (co-founder, c.e.o and all-round main-man at Apple Inc.) just posted a very telling article regarding digital rights management (or D.R.M. – the funny business that goes on between the iTunes Store and your non Apple devices; the reason you can’t buy on ‘iTS’ and play on a Creative Zen etc.). The article is an odd one, firstly Steve Jobs doesn’t often write publicly these days, I’ve not read an interview with him for a long-while (not Product/Sales related). Secondly – when it comes to bitching, in the past, its only when talking about lame ass hacks (Vista… is it for real?) that Jobs becomes infuriated in a such a constructive way; to Vista- Apple offer a few words of disdain but at their core they know they have a better product and are truly consumer-friendly: IT IS MICROSOFT WHO REQUIRE (on your installation of a new OS): A PRODUCT KEY, AN ACTIVATION CODE – AND PHONE-HOME SOFTWARE TO TELL M$ WHETHER YOU’RE LEGAL :D. Apple know you might want to copy that install DVD, maybe you do want to backup your whole computer onto a hard-disk for easy recovery; they trust their customers. That’s why I always Knew iTunes Store D.R.M was never their suggestion. It was nothing to do with selling more iPods… I’m rambling. I’m drunk. Over to Steve:

He asks the music industry to get with the programme and stop forcing apple to use this unpopular and harmful music protection. Back in the day, Steve Jobs made the point to the record industry that if iTMS was ever going to work 99 American cents was the max people would pay for downloadable tracks. for sure- the whole enterprise wouldn’t work nor compete against napster and other illegal sites (back then :D). he was right, and Apple faught the music industry when they asked for a larger cut. now that Steve Jobs has their attention he pleads:

This is the current state of affairs in the industry, and customers are being well served with a continuing stream of innovative products and a wide variety of choices…

The second alternative is for Apple to license its FairPlay DRM technology to current and future competitors… [this] involves disclosing some of [DRM's] secrets to many people in many companies, and history tells us that inevitably these secrets will leak. [READ: THE TIME BILL GATES STOLE MACINTOSH OS]… Such leaks can rapidly result in software programs available as free downloads on the Internet which will disable the DRM protection so that formerly protected songs can be played on unauthorized players.

Hmm, where’s he going (throughout the article Jobs’ lists the alternatives):

The third alternative is to abolish DRMs entirely. Imagine a world where every online store sells DRM-free music encoded in open licensable formats. In such a world, any player can play music purchased from any store, and any store can sell music which is playable on all players. This is clearly the best alternative for consumers, and Apple would embrace it in a heartbeat. If the big four music companies would license Apple their music without the requirement that it be protected with a DRM, we would switch to selling only DRM-free music on our iTunes store. Every iPod ever made will play this DRM-free music.

Why would the big four music companies agree to let Apple and others distribute their music without using DRM systems to protect it? The simplest answer is because DRMs haven’t worked, and may never work…

BANG!

…music companies are selling over 90 percent of their music DRM-free [on C.D.'s which cannot use DRM], what benefits do they get from selling the remaining small percentage of their music encumbered with a DRM system? There appear to be none. If anything, the technical expertise and overhead required to create, operate and update a DRM system has limited the number of participants selling DRM protected music. If such requirements were removed, the music industry might experience an influx of new companies willing to invest in innovative new stores and players. This can only be seen as a positive by the music companies.

But who give’s a hoot about the Music Industry. If people want to listen to music, let them. If your iPod breaks, you shouldn’t ever have to worry about your music being unlistenable because you don’t have Sony’s permission. Those bastards. Apple agree- and I see two endings: Apple the Music Label or Sony et. al. getting with it; dropping the clause in their agreement with the iTunes Store that ‘their’ *COUGH SPLUTTER* music be DRM-ed and Secure – all tha bull. Bets on. [I'm betting on Apple Music Corp. the Second!]

Fresh Fossils

published on January 31, 2007 » filed under Misc

When I went walking on the beach
I came to understand
With each step I left a footprint
A fresh fossil in the sand.

Looking over my left shoulder
Behind lay my own track,
And I would be my own man Friday
Or whenever I came back.

Up ahead I saw the future
A stretch of barren beach,
I knew that I was heading nowhere
The horizon out of reach

So I turned and headed back
I was present in my past.
Now and then mere twin directions
The next intersecting the last.

There was proof that I had been there
And proof I’d come and gone,
Imprinted in the sands of time
So why should I walk on?

Now and then identical
Though they are not the same,
And future waves will erase both
As if I never came.

- Loudon

And You’ve Changed The Colour of Your Hair!

published on January 18, 2007 » filed under Misc

Chris Morris, busted on “The Time, The Place”. A Programme I remember watching when I was about five… not this actual episode. The list below is other ‘found’ 90’s comedy snippets I’ve spent the last hour coughing-up a lung over. Anyway the video clip below is described in detail over there, but better to watch it first here:

Other choice morsels: Coogan as Thicket, Partridge on Farming, Adam & Joe – Head on Shoulders Ad (in fact: Adam Buxton is on YouTube), Lee & Herring: Rod Hull, Puritans/Gale Porter, Histor’s Eye: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 (throughout 1999 I believed this to be the funniest thing ever- and repeated it in Owen’s face every Monday till he snapped- remember?), bunch of L&H stuff here),

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