Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on…

Sleep all day,
It’s the – only way.
I’m a – parasite,
I creep – about at night

Nite Klub! Is this the in-place to be?
Nite Klub! What am I doing here?
Nite Klub! Watching the girls go by
Spending money on…

Hey, hey, I don’t work,
Cos I don’t have to.
I don’t – have to work
There’s no work to do

Nite Klub! I’m a member of the Nite Klub
Nite Klub! A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub!

I won’t dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
and the beer tastes just like piss

I’m a parasite
I creep about at night

Yes I’m a member of the Nite Klub
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub

Nite Klub! Is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub! What am I doing here?
Nite Klub! Watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer.

- Nite Klub, by The Specials