V. for Vendetta, a ‘movie’ starring (beautiful until bald) Natalie Portman and DAMN IT Hugo (can’t go wrong, y’ad THINK) Weaving is utter, utter — oh-my-lord — BALLS.

Please take an hour out of your day to stand guard at the box-office. Help educate the poor sods who listen to the crazy Mexican suggestions of ‘friends’ by suggesting they give you the ?Ǭ£5 that this shit cost us to endure, tell them you’ll kill a kitten if they don’t listen up – people like kittens.

BALLS. I’ll say no more – its really not worth it; posting is free- my sober criticisms could harm children or kittens.

No, I will say more- the Wachowski Brothers should be killed. Now, c’mon its been at least 3 posts since I’ve used such an overstatement (I save them up till posting time) and its been a good time since I used angry CAPS.

But V. for Vendetta… the film… the piece of crap (not worthy of a glance, let alone production)… thing… is every bit of inuendo ridden, clitch?ɬ©d up, over-dramatic *insert loud soundtrack* driven BULLSHIT we do NOT need – esspecially, oh and this makes me really mad, especially if the studios are running this as a political or mirror on today’s (USA’s) problems.

What’s the point- don’t go and see it. I’ll kill a kitten for every ticket soiled by the name V. for Vendetta.