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Its Chris Morris! He’s still on TV. Just when I had given up all hope… aww gawd, I love that man.

When Chris Morris shows up it usually means Channel 4’s pandering to the lowest-common-denominator, mindless-wasteland-series 1 through 8 plus repeats and a couple of Christmas specials- shakey-cam, spy-cam, advantage-taking, celebrity-smuttery, pseudo-pornography, bullshit is on the out… for at least a month or so until that spate of Morris / Morris-inspired mentalism is over.

So, Morris was on a programme called “The IT Crowd”. Its good, not great - but worth your while.

Just time to have a quick look at tomorrow’s headlines.

“Aristocrat’s dung saves village from flood”, that’s in the Mail, Today - “Drowned Italian wins Eurovision”, the Express go with “Lord Mayor’s pirhouette in fire chief wife decapitation”, grisly but gripping… The Sun, “Robin Cock”.

The Daily Star, “Feel my nose and put my specs there roars drunken Major”.

That’s it, that’s The Day Today on the day that Boris Yeltsin told the world how he milked Mrs Thatcher.

?¢?í?† from The Day Today with Chris Morris.

Oh, and no way: The Day Today Scripts.