Hey, long time no see! I’ve stared looking at my
photographs in a different way, trying to distinguish not just 5 star images
from the over-exposed, but clever images – photos that can tell a story, or have
the same after-thought that is usually associated with portraiture. I’m not a
photographer, but either are half the loonies who advertise their skillz on the
Flickr forums. So – I have a Flickr
account, there I do my bit to fill the 1GB per month limit. I’ve also got my
wonderfully customised iBlog and today I got into javascript, I’ve made some
modifications – a few hacks and some less than pretty HTML… and Bang – I’m
PhotoBlogging.That’s right, direct
yourself to callumalden.tk
(that’s my homepage) and you’ll notice the options; to blog, or to photo it up?
You decide, I’ve added 50 or so archive it up a bit, you’ve seen them all I’m
sure, working on the slower.net
stylee I’ve got a further side-line to Kalamazootopia – which is soon to be
re-named and all sorts, something more user-friendly is coming! Go
me!

So many questions go unanswered, 90% of the time
it’s “Why?”. The other 10% can usually be attributed a less existential, and on
the whole meaningful, reply. Here’s some I thought up
today;?Because
it’s
purple.?Forty
Two.?Send
the OEM version back to PC world with an explanation of sorts; you don’t want
windows, you’d rather have the money. As long as the seal is not broken on the
restore disks, and you include the registration card – you should get your money
back.?It’s
the next left, across from the
bakery.?Not
entirely sure. Well, it’s fixed now – so make a
backup.?I
think they were on
drugs.?I
used
Photoshop.?Because
it goes on your
lap.?Because
you paid last
time.?No.
It looks
great.?I
don’t
know/care.?It’s
always made that noise. I left them in art for months on end and one day they
went a bit funny – I’ll unscrew them one day and sort
it.?It’s
an iPod.
?It’s
a referral system. You sign up – refer 10 people, 10 sign up and refer another
10. Now we have 110. Each of those 110 must refer 10. After that, the company
check each referee is valid – through e-mail, a further web sign-up with the
option to receive 3rd party newsletters etc. Now, the referring goes on for a
bit – and in the end you get your free Mac mini. Something like that – i’ll draw
a diagram. (More)?No,
with an
i.?Go
to the website, check for
updates.?It
holds
music.?You
have to switch off
Norton.?No,
I’ve had
enough.?Use
Google.?I’m
not wearing a
watch.?Why?
What are
you
wearing Arhip?

I’m a teenager for one more sweet year so give me
this; it is the night of my big sisters wedding, and as its a fully blown
Scottish wedding the 100 or so guests are enjoying a dance. A truley momentus
event, make no mistake… so i’m not buying it – is it so hard to understand i
would rather listen to Elvis Costello than some wannabe – 60s citch=C3=A9
loving, Sam Bisbee lookalike… not a great referance? – anyhoo I’m sitting
happy in my makeshift easy zone… mildly inehbriated. Maybee that’s got
something to do with it.=20

March
12th, 2005. St. Peter’s Cathedral, Morayshire. (Map)
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With imperfect comic timing my (very very soon to
be) brother-in-law has closed the door on our – my brother an myself’s -
bedroom. Slamming the thing on our two, perfectly laid out – and hung kilt /
shirt brand new freshly dry cleaned combo. Now three times, and again. Fourth
time lucky, although it took a nudge in the direction from a very sleepy and
slightly less than sober I; “put them on the
floor”.Well, tonight turned out odd,
my brother and I were left with the groom and where his best-man was I don’t
know. We have failed this far (3am) to get him to bed… shit the lights just
went off – could this mean!
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