The Answers

published on March 14, 2005 » filed under Misc

So many questions go unanswered, 90% of the time
it’s “Why?”. The other 10% can usually be attributed a less existential, and on
the whole meaningful, reply. Here’s some I thought up
today;?Because
it’s
purple.?Forty
Two.?Send
the OEM version back to PC world with an explanation of sorts; you don’t want
windows, you’d rather have the money. As long as the seal is not broken on the
restore disks, and you include the registration card – you should get your money
back.?It’s
the next left, across from the
bakery.?Not
entirely sure. Well, it’s fixed now – so make a
backup.?I
think they were on
drugs.?I
used
Photoshop.?Because
it goes on your
lap.?Because
you paid last
time.?No.
It looks
great.?I
don’t
know/care.?It’s
always made that noise. I left them in art for months on end and one day they
went a bit funny – I’ll unscrew them one day and sort
it.?It’s
an iPod.
?It’s
a referral system. You sign up – refer 10 people, 10 sign up and refer another
10. Now we have 110. Each of those 110 must refer 10. After that, the company
check each referee is valid – through e-mail, a further web sign-up with the
option to receive 3rd party newsletters etc. Now, the referring goes on for a
bit – and in the end you get your free Mac mini. Something like that – i’ll draw
a diagram. (More)?No,
with an
i.?Go
to the website, check for
updates.?It
holds
music.?You
have to switch off
Norton.?No,
I’ve had
enough.?Use
Google.?I’m
not wearing a
watch.?Why?
What are
you
wearing Arhip?

this is an old post - the formatting may be jumbled
it may simply make no sense... i was young!


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